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It's Thanksgiving, and a kid's mom and dad get into a fight.
"..You bitch!", Says the Dad
"..You bastard!", Says the Mom.
Later the kid goes up to the Dad and says, "Dad, what's a bitch?"
The Dad Replies, "Son, a bitch is... A bitch is a girl!"
"..Ohh, okay!", says the son.
So the son goes to the mom and says, "Mom, whats a bastard?"
The mom says, "Honey, a bastard is.. A bastard is a boy."
The son walks off, now knowing two new words. Later that day he goes to the skate park with his brother, and the brother falls off and screams, "Oww! My dick!"
"Brother, what's a dick?" says the little boy.
"A dick is a type of jacket", says the brother.
The little boy goes back home and hears his sister in the bathroom (On her period) saying, "My vagina!"
"Sister, what's a vagina?"
"A vagina is a hat", says the sister.
The little boy, now knowing 4 new words, goes downstairs where his mom is cutting the turkey.
The mom cuts herself and screams, "Fuck!"
"Mom, what's 'I play with my mom's b00b13s'?"
"Fuck is.. What I'm stuffing the turkey with!", says the mom.
"Oh, okay."
"Go get your father.", says the mom.
So the little boy goes upstairs in his parents room where the father is shaving. The father spills the shaving cream on the floor and shouts, "Shit!"
Once again, the little boy asks, "Dad, what's 'shit'?"
"Shit is..The stuff i have on my face (reffering to shaving cream)"
"Go downstairs and wait for the company to come, they should be here any minute." says the dad.
*Ding* *Dong* *Ding* *Dong*
The little boy, who was waiting by the door, opens the door. There was all the company they had been expecting.
The little boy, with a smile on his face, says, "Hello Bitches and Bastards. May I take your Dicks and Vaginas? My Mom is in the kitchen Fucking the turkey, and my Dad is in the bathroom wiping the shit off his face!"
